UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
i just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. i am the macgyver of alcohol.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
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