I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
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