id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
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