It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
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