We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
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I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
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So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
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