Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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