it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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