Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
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Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
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Shitshow foam night was such a success
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
You're a waste of cheezeits
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
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