she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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