so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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