Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
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