I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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