id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
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We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
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I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
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