her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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