he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
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Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
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So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
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