I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
the cashier wished me a happy fathers day while i bought condoms
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
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