Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
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It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
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I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
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