Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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