I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
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curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
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WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
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