Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
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I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
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Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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