will power is for people who don't want to get laid
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
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