people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
Last time i carry you out of a forest
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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