Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
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