good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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