My penis looks like a roll of pennies
Oh. Ok. I get the hint.
Like a roll of pennies where the paper got wet & then dried all wrinkly and weird...
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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