Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
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