Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
Bank of America: Available balance is $546.25 on 03/04/2011 for account 8428. Go online for details. TextSTOPtoStop/TextHELPforHelp
i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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