Apparently you make a good broom.
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
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Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
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