Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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