his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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