I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
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