I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
I'm gonna fight the coyote
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
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