Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
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I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
Also, my phone autocorrects ENABLER to all caps. I think I drunk text the word too often.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
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I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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