what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
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