I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
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