the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
WHY THE FUCK IS MY BATH TUB FILLED WITH MUD?!
1. You were drunk 2. You wanted a mud bath\n3. We tried to talk you out of it, but you kept throwing dirt at us
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
he high fived his dick after we had sex
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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