Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Randomize
