Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
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The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
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They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
It's shark week go big or go home
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
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