My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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