Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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