I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
When I start carrying a bottle in my hand, jumping from boat to boat with a grenade horn. YOU should know this isn't going to turn out well.
Everyone already knows you're a drunk, they understand.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
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