Who did Billy Mays play for?
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
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no more duck duck goose at the bar
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
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I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
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