dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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