Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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