Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
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