what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
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If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
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Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
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