she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
