I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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