dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
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