this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
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Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
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