Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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