I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
I told her you were a premature ejaculator. She nodded and said "Really? Wow, how long's he been a Pilot for?"
you are both the best and worst wingman ever.
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
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