I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
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dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
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but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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