her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
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you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
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He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
So I come home this morning to get ready for a job interview and there is garlic seasoning all over the hardwood and a knife in the wall. What. the. fuck.
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