Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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