Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
Randomize
