Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
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I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
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When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
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