There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
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She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
How does one acquire holy water?
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I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
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