just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
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i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
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He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
I need to align my fucking chakras
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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