Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
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