Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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